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Bronze Sculpture

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On January 29, 2024
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculpture is so interesting and unique that he picks it up and asks the shop owner the...

Severe Turbulence

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On December 5, 2023

A plane hit a patch of severe turbulence, and the passengers were holding on tight as it rocked and reeled through the night. A little old lady turned to a.

Dark Tunnel

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On October 16, 2023

A random woman, a manager, and his assistant are sitting together in a train. Suddenly, the train goes through a tunnel, and as luck would have it, the lights go.

Hotel Postcard

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On August 23, 2023
Mr. Burford was checking out of a hotel when suddenly he had to poop really bad.The toilet in his room wasn't working, so he bolted down to use the lobby men's room, but all of the stalls were occupied. He decided to run back up...

Flight Meal

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On July 6, 2023

There were 103 passengers and only 40 meals got loaded on a USA to Russia flight. The airline had messed up, and the crew was in a fix. However, one.

Made in Japan

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On June 11, 2023

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On his last day, he hails a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the.

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Helicopter Landing

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On June 1, 2023
A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly loses engine power and the aircraft begins to descent.The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain seated and to keep the doors closed, stating that in emergency situations, the aircraft is designed to...

Foreign Language

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On May 30, 2023

A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting.“Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?” he asks.The two Americans just stare at him.“Excusez-moi, parlez.

Vacation Plans

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On May 5, 2023

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation... only this year I'm gonna do it different..

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Local Tradition

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On April 19, 2023
A tourist and his trail guide were walking along a path when all of a sudden the guide runs up the hillside to a cave, yells "Wooo wooo," listens for a moment, and goes charging into the cave, stripping off his clothes on the run....
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