An Australian travel writer at the beginning of a 6-month tour of Canada was checking out of the Vancouver Hilton, and as he paid his bill said to the manager, "By the way, what's with the Indian chief sitting in the lobby? He's been there...
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An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying his situation, he says quietly to himself, "I'm screwed." There is a.
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculpture is.
A plane hit a patch of severe turbulence, and the passengers were holding on tight as it rocked and reeled through the night. A little old lady turned to a minister who was sitting behind her and said, "You're a man of God. Can't you...
A random woman, a manager, and his assistant are sitting together in a train. Suddenly, the train goes through a tunnel, and as luck would have it, the lights go.
Mr. Burford was checking out of a hotel when suddenly he had to poop really bad.The toilet in his room wasn't working, so he bolted down to use the lobby.
There were 103 passengers and only 40 meals got loaded on a USA to Russia flight. The airline had messed up, and the crew was in a fix. However, one smart flight attendant had an idea. About 30 minutes into the flight she nervously announced,...
There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On his last day, he hails a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the.
A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly loses engine power and the aircraft begins to descent.The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain seated and.
A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting.“Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?” he asks.The two Americans just stare at him.“Excusez-moi, parlez vous Fracais?” he tries. The two continue to stare.“Parlare Italiano?” No response. “Hablan ustedes Espanol?”...