Q: What's the best thing about your child turning 3 years of age? A: Daddy now has someone who has more in common with him.
the battle of the sexes
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers. � Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me." � Good. What comes after three." �? Four�, answers the.
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches.
A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life, so she placed a personal ad that read: Rich Widow Looking for Man to Share Life and Fortune with the Following Qualifications: 1. WON'T BEAT ME UP 2. WON'T RUN AWAY 3....
During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing feat, a man from the back of the theatre yelled,.
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about.
A man was walking in the city, when a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner accosted him. The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you...
Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
Somewhere in the city there was a small apartment building. there were four floors and 1 person lived on each floor.On the first floor there lived a police man. Everybody.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down. 2. Don't cut your hair. Ever. 3. Don't make us guess. 4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 5....