A hip young man goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a...
the battle of the sexes
Q. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? A. Dating children.
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday.
Nancy was dating her friend Patty's ex-boyfriend. Said Nancy: "He's so romantic. Every time he speaks to me he starts with "Fair lady..." Patty says, "Romantic my eye. He used to be a bus driver."
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing.
Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams. PMS would be a legitimate defense in court. Men would get reputations for sleeping around. Singles bars would have metal detectors.
Q: If A woman of 35 think of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? A: Dating children.
Men are like...Curling Irons. They're always hot and they're always in your hair.
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After.
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and a male insomniac? A: A cock that stays up all night.