A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure. Then, the family dog...
the battle of the sexes
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door.
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, dear?" She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible.
A guy and his wife were speeding down the interstate when a state cop pulls him over. The man says, "What's the problem officer? Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone." Man: "No sir, I was going 65." Wife: "Oh Harry,...
A young girl started work in the village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday for a.
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce. Her mother had found the perfect dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed.
A man stops off at a bar after work to have a couple of drinks. He starts talking to this woman, and even though the guy is married, he thinks she is so fine that he agrees to go back to her place. When he...
There's this guy who has been stranded on a deserted island, all alone for 10 years. One day he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's.
Men are like.....Department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
Editor's note: And they really, really work! Trust me...---------If you were a porch I would take out all the nails and screw you.Can I see the tag on your shirt? I want to see if it is made in heaven.If I said you had a...