A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl insisted that it was...
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The kindergarten teacher was showing pictures of animals to her students to see how many they could name. She held up a picture of a lamb, and a little girl.
New medical students were made to take an extremely difficult class in physics. One day the lecturer was discussing a particularly difficult concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why.
A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, so she said yes. When he went to wipe his bum there was no toilet paper so he used his hands. When he got back to class his teacher asked, 'What do...
A college football coach was holding tryouts for the team one day, and a huge, hulking freshman showed up on the field and said he'd never played football, but he'd.
At the end of one cold winter day, when all the other children were leaving, the teacher found one little kid crying, so she asked him what was wrong.He sobbed,.
A teacher observed Little Johnny entering the classroom with very dirty hands. She stopped him and said, "Johnny, please wash your hands. My goodness, what would you say if I came into the room with hands like that?" With a smile the boy replied, "I...