A man takes the day off of work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9...
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If Tyson gets banned for life, he could always become a barber. Think about it: You could walk into his shop and say, "Hey, Mike! Could you take a little.
Why Did they put in astro-turf at Soildiers Field? So the fans would stop grazing at halftime!!!
It's time for skiing again! Do the following exercises to prepare for the real experience! 16. Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half an hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bills to warm up. 15. Soak...
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went.
Q: Know why Bryant Gumbel left NBC? A: He was tired of all the back-biting!
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest and confess his sins. He goes into the confessional box and says, "Father during the week I said the F-word." The priest says, "Well my son, say 3 Hail Mary's and...
The Bears were trailing the Packers 42-0 when the Bears wide reicever said we need to score a touchdown quick to get back in this when suddenly the quarterback says.
Olaf and Lena were on a baseball bus trip from Fargo, North Dakota to Minneapolis, Minnesota, to see the Twins baseball game. Thirty miles out of Fargo, the bus broke.
My one neighbor Van is a true sport fisherman. He said once he caught a Great White Shark. Never having seen it on display in his home, I asked what happened to it. He sighed and replied, "Well, it was too small to keep, so...