One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk. Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street...
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Smith and Jones were playing racquetball in the local gym. After the game, they went into the locker room to change, and Smith is shocked and amazed to see Jones.
A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him. "I am placed in the.
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the bathroom. No facilities nearby, she decided to find a sheltered area, dropped her pants and proceeded to relieve herself. Suddenly she found herself beginning to slide backwards. Out into the open...
Three nuns were attending a Yankee baseball game. Behind them sat three men. Because the nuns' habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to pester the nuns, hoping.
At the Little League meet up, the coach calls over little Charlie, bends down and looks him straight in the eyes. “Look, Charlie,” the coach says, “you know the principles.
Two buddies, Chris and John, were the biggest baseball fans in America. For their entire lives, Chris and John discussed baseball history in the winter and pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that...
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges.
It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to.
A college football coach was holding tryouts for the team one day, and a huge, hulking freshman showed up on the field and said he'd never played football, but he'd like to give it a shot. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach. The freshman looked...