A guy is walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows. "Twenty dollars" she whispers. He had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going at...
sex
A man received the following text from his neighbor: I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife,.
As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she.
There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started. The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked...
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the.
Q What did one sperm cell say to the other sperm cell? A. Last one there gets a rotten egg!
How do you tell if barbie is on her period? All your Tic tacs are missing.
A very tired husband came home from the office after a long grueling day to find his wife in her sexiest nightgown waiting for him at the door with a.
names you dont want Ben Dovor Regina Tucker Hairy Dick Seymoure Johnson/bush names you do want mike ocksbig jack mehoff u.b. horny
What do you call a prozzy with her hands down her pants???? Self employed