An old guy was working out at the gym when he spotted a young hot blonde girl walking in. He asked the trainer standing next to him, "What machine should I use to impress that girl over there?" The trainer looked him up and down...
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Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home, reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and.
The doctor, who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life, finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of.
GREAT NEWS !!!!! I just figured it out. I’m a Seenager. (aka Senior teenager) I have everything I wanted as a teenager, only 71 years later. I don't have to go to school, I don’t have to work. I get an allowance (OAS, Social Security etc.). I have my...
An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken into.She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen.
Her minister told an eighty-year-old woman that, at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter.” She said to him, “I think about it.
I took my 66-year-old dad to the mall once to get him new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenage girl sitting next to him. The girl had spiked hair in all different colors:...
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter." Esther always replied, "I.
An older couple entered a burger joint. The old man placed an order for one hamburger, french fries, and a drink.When the food arrived, he unwrapped the plain hamburger and.
An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said, "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer...