Man: "How's your history paper coming?"Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it's been very helpful. Man: "Really?"Woman: "Yes! I've already located 17 people who sell them!"
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101. It's amazing how late you can stay up doing absolutely nothing, yet falling asleep in class or in the library takes an average of two seconds.102. You spend a.
When was the Magna Carta signed? "You there in the back of the room!" shouted the instructor. "What was the date of the signing of the Magna Carta?" "I dunno,".
Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North Carolina campus. One day Tipton came in and said to his roommate, "I hear there's a new case of herpes in the dorm." "Great!" said Baldwin. "I was getting tired of 7-Up!"
The physics professor turned from the blackboard and said to his class, "I defy you to name anything faster than the speed of light." "Just one thing," said the pretty.
1. Avoid alliteration. Always. 2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do. 3. Employ the vernacular. 4. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc. 5. Parenthetical remarks (however.
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.61. Create an imaginary cat for a pet. Talk to it every night, act like you're holding it, keep a litter box under your...
Q: How many Gardner-Webb University students does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two - one to throw the old one in the cow pasture and the other to.
Joe, a college student, was taking a course in ornithology, the study of birds. The night before the biggest test of the semester, Joe spent all night studying. He had.
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX This is not believed to be a coincidence.