A kid walked into his new classroom, and the teacher says to him, "Hello, what's your name?" And the kid says, "Jeffrey Fuckhour." The teacher told him that she doesn't allow that kind of language in her classroom. Jeffrey tells her again that his last name is really...
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It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may.
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.156. Carve a jack-o-lantern. Complain to your roommate that.
These are actual excuse notes from parents (Including original spelling) Collected by Nisheeth Parekh University of Texas Medical Branch @ Galveston My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was...
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will.
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.115. Keep a vacuum cleaner in the middle of.
15> Driving a '77 Toyota was cool in 1977. Today? Not so cool.14> The senior prom: Powder blue tux, white patent leather shoes and Mom's Pontiac. If only I'd had a date.13> Failing the GED a third time was still almost a decade away.12> Scamming...
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, To smoke some marijuanna. Jack got high and dropped his fly and said, "Jill, do you wanna?" Jill said yes and dropped her.
Man: "How's your history paper coming?"Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it's been very helpful. Man: "Really?"Woman: "Yes! I've already located 17 people who sell them!"