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Eager Student

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On September 12, 2018
A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers,...

Spanish Lesson

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On August 2, 2014

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. “House” for instance, is feminine: “la casa.” “Pencil,” however,.

Traveling Saleman.

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On May 16, 2009
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife in bed with a stranger. The nude stranger was sprawled over the bed asleep. "You rotten bastard!" yelled the husband..."I'm going to kill you!" "Wait!, said Mrs. Jones". You know that...

Student

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On May 14, 2009

Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam for May of 1997 consisted of only one question. Dr. Schambaugh is known for asking questions such.

GirlFriend 5.0

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On May 12, 2009
Last year, I upgraded my GirlFriend 5.0 to GirlFriend 5.1, which installs itself as 'Fiancee 1.0'. Recently, I upgraded Fiancee 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and it's a real memory hog. It has taken up all my space, and Wife 1.0 must be running before I...

This old man!

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On May 12, 2009

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the.

THE PROFESSOR SAYS…

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On May 7, 2009
When professors say this . . .they really mean this! * this needs some minor revision. - i never actually got around to reading this. * my office hours are by appointment only. - i like to get out of here early. * ten percent...
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