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Photo Day

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On March 24, 2023
On the school's photo day, the children had all been photographed in their nice outfits. After the photo session, the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.With a wide smile, she said, "Pictures are keepsakes forever. Just...

Chemistry Final

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On March 3, 2023

This past spring semester at Duke University, there were two sophomores who were taking organic chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes, midterms, labs, etc. Going.

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Johnny’s Problem

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On February 20, 2023
A teacher noticed that little Johnny at the back of the class was squirming around, pulling at his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find our what was going on. Little Johnny was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had a minor...

Aspirations

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On February 2, 2023

A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up? Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, take.

Biology Mid-term

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On January 23, 2023

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.  The last question was, "Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk." The question was worth 70 points or none at.

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Precious Materials

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On December 29, 2022
The teacher decided that in science class, she would teach her students about different materials.  Standing at the front of the class, she asked, "Children, if you were able to have one raw material in the world, what would it be?" Raising his hand, little...

History Paper

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On December 18, 2022

At dinner, a father is asking his kids about the school. He turns to the oldest daughter "How is your history paper coming along, dear?" "Well, it was hard at first.  My history professor.

Final Exam

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On December 5, 2022

A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear.

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Candy Colors

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On November 30, 2022
A grade school teacher often gave her students Lifesavers as a treat. The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red...................Cherry Yellow................Lemon Green.................Lime Purple ...............Grape Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher...
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