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College Freshman

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On January 31, 2024
The huge college freshman figured he'd try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach. "Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. "Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"...

College Recruit

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On January 17, 2024

A college coach had recruited a top talent, but the player couldn't pass the school's entrance exam. Needing the recruit badly, the coach went to the dean and asked if.

Earth Science

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On November 27, 2023

The science teacher was teaching a class on earth science and lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you.

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Report on Childbirth

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On November 24, 2023
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?" "Well, Honey..." said the boy's mom, "the stork brought you to us." "Oh," said the boy. "Well, how did you and daddy get born?" he asked. "Oh, the stork...

Fractions

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On September 18, 2023

The math teacher was giving a lesson on fractions and wrote an example on the chalkboard. He explained that the numerator was at the top and the denominator was at.

Basketball Coach

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On August 6, 2023

The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there. "Please," protested the college president, "you already make more than the entire History.

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Dorm Rules

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On June 22, 2023
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students:"The female dormitory is out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory is to the female students. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Second violation will be a...

Hate School

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On June 9, 2023

A mother repeatedly called upstairs for her son to get up, get dressed and get ready for school. It was a familiar routine, especially at exam time. "I feel sick,".

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Medical School Exam

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On April 15, 2023
When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor so I took the entrance exam to go to medical school. One of the questions asked to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when...
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