Teacher in class: - How much is that, 2 times 2? Lena? - 3. - Wrong. Seryozha? - 5. - Wrong. Vovochka? Vovochka meanwhile has been thinking: "Drat it, I lost 50 bucks yesterday night in poker... Masha from 3rd grade says she is pregnant......
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These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.3. Twitch a lot.
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.11. Walk and talk backwards.
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.94. Every time you wake up, start yelling, "Where am I?!" and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go back to...
Signs you've been playing HALO (for XBOX) too long. -You call your friends by their character name instead of their real name. -You can't remember your friends' real names. -You.
A college student his mother and asked her for some money. His mother said that she would send him money and mentioned that he had left his calculus book when.
14. Minimize food budget by scheduling classes around Happy Hour. 13. Enjoy being a Sophomore -- It will be the best three years of your life. 12. Wear an athletic cup to panty raids, because it's all fun and games until someone loses their 'nads....
51. Computer games go in and out faster than the latest fashions.52. Any game can be made into a drinking game.53. Disney movies are more than just classics.54. Find one.
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick. You find humor in other people's stupidity. You want to slap the next person who says "Must.
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, 'Wow, these seats are big!' The person next to him answered, 'Everything is big in Texas.' When he finally arrived in Texas,...