Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant not ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are...
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Story of a Physics student who got the following question in an exam:"You are given an accurate barometer, how would you use it to determine the height of a skyscraper.
Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after graduation. "Well, I've always thought I'd like to be a doctor," said.
Feel Free to Cut and Paste The Mr. Right Rejection Letter Form Dear [____rejectee's name here_____], I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of...
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.84. Wipe deoderant all over your roommate's walls.
BROWN: Hey kids! Is half of your head shaved? Do you have a nose ring? Are you terribly progressive and do you have a lot of empathy? Are you sick.
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract's sick-leave provisions. One morning at the bargaining table, the company's chief negotiator held aloft the morning edition of the newspaper, "This man," he...
21. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.22. Don't never use a double negation.23. capitalize every sentence and remember always end it with point24. Do not put statements in.
ACCORDIONATED (ah kor' de on ay tid) adj. Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks' trus) adj. Possessing the ability.
A lesson of history. The teacher ask the kids: - Who took Bastilia? No one answers. She gets angry and yells at them: - You are going to tell me who took Bastilia! Meanwhile the director of the school is passing by. - Don'tcha get...