A young lady came home and told her mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in God, nor Heaven or Hell. "Marry him anyway dear," the Mother said. "Between...
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A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He is allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him.
An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite.
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks...
A couple preparing for a religious conversion meets with the orthodox rabbi for their final session. The rabbi asks if they have any final questions.The man asks, "Is it true.
A rabbi, a priest, and a preacher meet every Monday in a coffee shop to talk things over about their spiritual lives.One day, the priest makes a bet with the.
Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, "My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper; he calls it a poem; they give him $50." The second boy says, "That's nothing. My dad scribbles a few...
A young man couldn’t decide which girl to date. He liked one girl named Anna, but he really liked another one named Maria, too. He decided to ask his friend.
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the.
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque...