A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him. He immediately apologized...
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Two guys were talking at work. "I've got a problem," said the first one. "What is it?" "My wife has done it to me again. I'm supposed to buy my.
When the husband finally died, his wife put the usual death notice in the paper but added that he had died of gonorrhea.No sooner were the papers delivered when a.
One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth."Eighty dollars", says the dentist."That's a ridiculous amount!" the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?""Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an aesthetic, I...
A man called his wife from work one Friday afternoon and told her to pack his bags for a fishing trip. He told her that he and some guys from.
A father talks to his son about the importance of finding the right partner in life. He made a list of attributes the ideal woman should have and said, "Son,.
An old man went to the doctor. He said, "Doctor, I was wondering if you could help me. My wife and I are not getting the same amount of pleasure from sex that we used to." The doctor looked at the wrinkled old man in...
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day.
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The parents decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of.
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and “do it” for the first time. Well, the boy...