A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man, "I was having a quiet round of golf with my...
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An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He finally went to a doctor, and was fitted with excellent new hearing aids. He returned a month.
A young lady came home and told her mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't.
After going out with his girlfriend for a month, Dave decided he wanted to sleep with her. Unfortunately he still had to share a room with his 9 year old brother Jonny. One night, he waited for Jonny to fall asleep then he rang his...
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his.
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counselling. They.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The busdriver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to...
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father. His father.
Two women sitting in the doctor's waiting room began discussing babies. "I want a baby more than anything else in the world." said one. "But I guess it's impossible." "I.
A man went to the Doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He goes home to tell his wife and after they both had a long cry over it, he asked her if she would have sex with him...