politics
Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, although there is seldom any reason why they should. Democrats ought to, but don't.
What's the difference between Sprint and Monica Lewinsky? They're both ten cents a minute, but you can always bargain.
Bill Clinton was riding a horse in a parade. When it was over, he commented to Hillary that the horse he was riding must have been quite a stallion. Hillary.
There was a rumor leaked to the Press today. There is a "UNIBANGER" on the loose in the White House.
Due to critical problems with prior issues, it was announced today that new Treasury Bonds will soon be issued: The Monica, does not mature; The Gore, has no interest; The.
If the opposite of "pro" is "con", then the opposite of "progress" is "congress".