Q: What is the basement where White House staffers work called?A: The whine cellar.
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After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conference and announced that they had a very successful conference and had agreed on about 60% of what they.
One day George Bush, Bill Clinton and Bob Packwood decide to visit the Wizard of OZ. After a long travel along the yellow brick road they arrive at the Wizards.
There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA. Well, here's the answer: It's simple. nobody bothered to check the oil. Didn't know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is...
Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Ronald Reagan are in a boat in the Potomac, when suddenly the boat develops a leak. They have only one life preserver jacket.Bill says: "Let's.
13> "Hi there. I know eventual-King William." 12> "If I said you had a beautiful body -- for a commoner, of course -- would you hold it against me?" 11>.
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the subject of her and Bill's sex life. I asked her "Hillary, is your sex life with Bill anything like what he had with Monica?", and she said "Well, close but no...
Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?A: It's irrelevant; they still don't know they're in the dark!
WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a company called the Internal Revenue Service," DO NOT OPEN IT! This group operates a scam around.
An attractive woman was leaving the White House after completing an appointment. She walked the length of the hall to the elevator, where she pressed the button.When the elevator arrived, the doors opened revealing President Clinton standing inside next to the row of floor buttons....