What was Bill Clinton's last gift to Monica? Spot remover.
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Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
What is the difference between an African American and shit in a bucket? *THE BUCKET* (DUH)
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones. His response: Paula was good, but no cigar.
Terrorist pilot Mohammad Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993,.
Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere. Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group. Democrats give their worn out clothes to those less.
One day Bill Clinton had to go to thew bathroom while his body guard (Bubba) was on duty. For some reason Bubba had to go piss real bad so since he couldn't leave Bill's side he decided to go with him. Bubba and Bill started...
Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]?A: He's got his jogging suit on.
President Clinton is invited by George Steinbrenner to opening day at Yankee Stadium. Mr. Steinbrenner asks the President, "Mr. President . . . Bill . . . since you are.
Bill Clinton and the Pope both died on the same day. Due to a minor clerical error, the Pope went to Hell, while Clinton went to Heaven. When the Pope arrived in Hell, everyone realized the mistake. Due to an issue with the union, they...