A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says, "I'm not very busy today, why don't.
A priest went into a Washington D.C. barbershop and got his hair cut. He then asked how much he owed the barber. “No charge, Father,” the barber said. “I consider.
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculpture is.
Late one night, in Washington D.C. a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your.
When his son asked for a lift in his car just to get to the end of their road, his father told him: "You should be ashamed. When Abraham Lincoln.
A bus filled with politicians on the campaign trail was driving through the countryside one day. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, lost control and crashed into.