I think I'd like to go use the net. Will it mess up? You bet! There are too many things loading now. How slow can it go? Just how? All the loading is done. Time for some fun. Hey, there's an ICQ mail. If Netscape...
poems
There was once a lonley girl named alic, Who used a dynamite stick for phallus, They found her vagina in South Carolina, and bits of her tits in downtown Dallas.
Ho Ho Fucking Ho What a crock of shit We dont work for Santa Claus We've had it up 2 here, we quit! Cause we do all the fucking work.
There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Who thought no body could lay her down Over the hill came pissball Pete with forty feet of swinging meat He took her in the long green grass Stuck his dick right up her ass Suzy Brown...
Little Bobby had a drink but he shall drink no more, for what he thought was H2-O was H2-SO4.
There was a young man, Who wasn't a very good climber, He slipped on a rock, And cut off his cock, And now he's got a vagina.
There was a young lass from Cape Cod Who wanted a baby from God. It was not the almighty who got up her nightie. It was Roger the lodger, the sod!
I want to be rich when I grow up With a manly and muscular figure. I want to grow up to be Arnold, Arnold Schwarzenneger. I want to want muscleman.
Here I sit, Same as ever, Took a dump and, Pulled the lever, Toilet clogged, Overflowed, Watch out world, It's the motherload!!!
15> My old bronc, he done went wild, threw me, and I swear he smiled as I lay dazed, there in the grass, plucking cactus from my ass. 14> Two roads diverged in a snowy wood, and I reckoned I'd mosey down the one less...