Taxation with representation isn't so hot, either.
one liners
Q: Do you know what the height of mixed emotions is? A: Watching your mother-in- law go over a cliff in your brand-new Mercedes.
The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we find there are twice as many H's as O's.
In Canada there are two Seasons... six months of winter and six months of poor snowmobiling.
The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers.
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Q: What do you call a guy with one testicle? A: The una baller
"I used to live for sex Now I'd die for some"