An old couple were sitting on the porch one afternoon rocking in their rocking chairs. All the sudden the old man reaches over and slaps his wife. She says, "Well what was that for?" He says, "Thats for 40 years of rotten sex!" She doesn't...
men vs women
As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde. As the elevator stopped at the main.
Patrick hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of my life in bed having sex with me wife!" And with that he took home the top prize.
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said one, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy work in it, eh?" asked the other. "You said it. Every one of the recipes...
A man and his wife are having another fight in their crappy marriage. Wife: How many women have you slept with? Man: Only you, I was too busy to sleep.
This older couple were sitting on the front porch in their rocking chairs talking about how they could save money on various necessities. All of a sudden, the old man reached.
The tiresome jury selection process continued, each side hotly contesting and dismissing potential jurors. Don O’Brian was called for his question session.“Property holder?”“Yes, I am, Your Honor.”“Married or single?”“Married for twenty years, Your Honor.”“Formed and/or expressed an opinion?”“Not in twenty years, Your Honor.”
A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. “House” for instance, is feminine: “la casa.” “Pencil,” however,.
In one international conference, one nerdy scientist comes into the women's rest room. A lady cries at him, "This is for women." The man holding his goodie replies, "This is for women.
GOD is talking to Adam in the Garden of Eden, about the creation of a woman. GOD: Adam how would you like to have a woman to live with you in the garden? ADAM: What is a woman? GOD: A creature like you but much...