A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked...
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Q: What's the best time for a dental appointment? A: Tooth-thirty.
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head off!
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing. The patient put it in his pocket, but he forgot to have it filled. Every morning for two years, he showed it...
A scientist was successful in cloning himself. He was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists. The meeting room was located on the 45th floor of a.
A funeral procession was winding it's way to the cemetery on top of the hill outside town, when the hearse hit a bump. The coffin was bumped loose, fell out.
An eighty year old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, "Oh oh !" The man asked the doctor what the problem was. "Well," said the doc, "you have a serious heart...
What do you get when you cross P. Diddy with Kenny G.? An aneurysm.
Three. One to change the bulb and two more to complain that an MD makes ten times as much for the same procedure!!
An old man goes to see the doctor and gets some tests. When the results come in, the doctor calls the old man in and says, �You'd better sit down. It's pretty bad.� The old man, naturally, gets all nervous and asks, �What is it...