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The General

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On February 27, 2025
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady. For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating both staff and the other patients, demanding attention and expecting his every order to be followed immediately. He was...

Mental Hospital

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On January 2, 2025

Anthony and David were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking, they passed the hospital swimming pool and Anthony suddenly dove into the deep end..

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Three Nurses

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On March 2, 2024
Three nurses arrive at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asks the first why he should admit her. She replies that she has been an emergency room nurse and has saved thousands and thousands of lives. "Okay," he says, "Come on in!" The second reports that...

Saw Accident

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On January 10, 2023

Paddy and Shane are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill. One day, Shane slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. Paddy quickly puts.

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24 Hours to Live

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On July 12, 2022
Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love. About 6 hours later, Morris goes...

No Smoking

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On June 9, 2022

A man was visiting a friend in the  hospital. He had recently quit smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar  when he stepped into the elevator. But a woman.

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All in the Family

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On February 12, 2022
A man was brought to Mercy Hospital and taken in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy, who was waiting by his bed. "Mr. Smith, you're going to be just...
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