Dave's friends came up to him after work one day and asked him to go out for a few beers with them. Dave replied, "No, I can't. My wife gets really pissed if I come home late." One of the buddies said, "When you get home,...
marriage/relationship
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day, she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's.
Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good mostly A’s and a couple of B’s. However, her teacher had written across the bottom:"Sally is a smart.
A woman was in bed with her young lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.“Hurry, she said, stand in the corner.” She rubbed baby oil all over him, and then totally dusted him all over with talcum powder.“Don’t move until I tell you,”...
Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before. The first man signed to his friend, "My wife was asleep when I got.
A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says,.
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper. She says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems...
A woman on her death bed asks her husband to rush home and get a wooden box out from under their bed. The man returns home, gets the box out.
A guy tells his buddy, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So,.
A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?" "My wife is poisoning me," the man replied. The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"...