"It's too hot to wear clothes today," said the husband stepping out of the shower. "What do you reckon the neighbors will think if I mow the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," answered his wife.
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An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary..
A man was sitting on his back porch, crying. His wife comes out and asks: " What are you crying about?" The man sniffles, and asks his wife: "Remember when.
One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?" The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want." So they sit down and after...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror. He asks, "What are you doing?" She replies, "I went to the doctor today,.
A young man excitedly tells his mother that he's fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Mom, I'm going to bring over three.