A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were at the mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?"...
marriage/relationship
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, “Dear.
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to her husband, "You know, you're really a lousy lover!" Her husband replies, "How would you know after only 30 seconds?"
A guy tells his pal: "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning." "What is she doing?", the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you.
A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. "I was only going 40!" the driver.
An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no,...
A guy is telling one of his colleagues at work: "You know, I never realized just how much my wife loved me until I was off sick last week. When.
A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No.".
A woman is looking at herself naked in the mirror. She said to her husband, "Darling, I'm old and fat. Cheer me up, pay me a compliment." "Well," he replies, "Your eyesight is still good!"