After trying a new shampoo for the first time, a guy fired off an enthusiastic letter of praise and approval to the manufacturer. Several weeks later, he came home from work to a large carton in the middle of the floor. Inside were free samples...
marriage/relationship
There once was a man and a woman who had been married for more than 60 years. They talked about everything. They kept no secrets from each other except that.
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their Golden Wedding Anniversary..
While watching a basketball game, two friends are talking during a commercial. One guy says, “My wife said I am obsessed with March Madness and put it before our marriage.” The other guy says, “Oh, she’s exaggerating.” First guy replies, “I thought so, too. If...
Patrick hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of my life in bed having sex with me wife!" And with that he took home the top prize.
A guy placed an ad on a Local Affairs website: “I have two tickets for Super Bowl, both box seats. I paid $2500 for each ticket, but I didn’t realize.
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a well-endowed, beautiful, young, blonde woman in a tight-fitting bikini strolled passed. The woman looked at the doctor, smiled seductively, and said in a very sexy voice, "Hi there handsome. How are you doing?"...
A man is driving in America when he picks up a Navajo man hitchhiking. They are making small talk when the Navajo notices a brown paper bag with something in.
As in many homes on New Year's Day, Janet and Nigel, a happily married couple, faced the annual conflict of which was more important: the football match on the TV,.
How did the Farmer find his wife? He Tractor down!