Two friends are at a bar talking about their marriages. One says, "I decided to file for a divorce." The other responded, "Why are you getting a divorce?" The first one answered, "My wife is a cheating liar." "How do you know that?" said the...
marriage/relationship
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept.
After trying a new shampoo for the first time, a guy fired off an enthusiastic letter of praise and approval to the manufacturer. Several weeks later, he came home from.
There once was a man and a woman who had been married for more than 60 years. They talked about everything. They kept no secrets from each other except that the old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she...
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their Golden Wedding Anniversary..
While watching a basketball game, two friends are talking during a commercial. One guy says, “My wife said I am obsessed with March Madness and put it before our marriage.”.
Patrick hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of my life in bed having sex with me wife!" And with that he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night. In bed later that night, he told his...
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a well-endowed, beautiful, young, blonde woman in a tight-fitting bikini strolled passed. The woman looked at the doctor, smiled.
A man is driving in America when he picks up a Navajo man hitchhiking. They are making small talk when the Navajo notices a brown paper bag with something in.
As in many homes on New Year's Day, Janet and Nigel, a happily married couple, faced the annual conflict of which was more important: the football match on the TV, or the lunch with family. Hoping to keep the peace Nigel ate lunch with the...