A guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer afternoon. He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what was for dinner. The wife was quite irritated about him sitting in the...
marriage/relationship
A married man was having a long-term affair with his secretary. One day, they were overcome by passion and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love.
A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?" The man replied, "My.
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light in the crowd. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. Entertain. And stay home...
An American rich man had bad luck with women and finally decided to find a mail order bride from Russia. She arrived a few weeks after they scheduled his order.
A husband and a wife enter a dentist's office. The wife says, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just.
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond ear-rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach and a gold Rolex.” The confused artist said, “But you’re not wearing any of those things.” “I know,” she...
Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. “How’d you die?” the first man asks the second. “I froze to death,” says the second man. “That’s awful,.
A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married. His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the.
A farmer and his brand new wife were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once." A little farther down the road the poor old horse stumbled again. The...