A man was walking down the street. All of a sudden he heard a loud voice say “Stop! Stand Still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.” The man stopped and a big brick fell...
marriage/relationship
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really upset and she told him: "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that.
"Hello?" "Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you.
Mr. Johnson's wife of 50 years suggested they take a cruise: "We could go somewhere for a week, and make wild love like we did when we were young." He thought it over and agreed. He went to the pharmacy and bought a bottle of...
A woman went to her psychologist because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychologist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a.
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their.
A wife wakes from a bad dream one night scared and crying. Her husband comforts her and asks why she’s so upset. She replies, “I had a dream that a very rich and handsome man kidnapped me from you.” Her husband soothingly replies, “That’s okay...
A guy appeared in court for killing his wife after catching her in bed with another man. Passing sentence, the judge said: "Can I ask, why did you kill your.
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man picks up with the speaker phone on and begins.
My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, "There's something I must confess." "Shhh" I said, "there's nothing to confess. Everything is alright." "No I must die in peace. I never really loved you and I had sex...