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A Quickie

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On April 18, 2022
Yesterday morning, I went downstairs, and I found my wife in the kitchen. She was preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, still half asleep, she turned to me and said softly, "you've...

New Skin

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On April 2, 2022

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because.

Girls Night Out

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On March 27, 2022

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the.

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Heart Attack

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On March 25, 2022
A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's this?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to...

Grounds for a Divorce

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On March 18, 2022

A judge was interviewing a lady regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in.

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Great Marriage

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On March 15, 2022
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the  subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship," the husband explained. "She was a communications major in college and I majored...

Going Camping

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On March 14, 2022

Four friends spent weeks planning a perfect desert camping and riding trip. Two days before the group is to leave Rob's wife puts her foot down and tells him he.

Attitude

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On February 27, 2022

A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new.

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Short Marriage

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On February 23, 2022
Two newlyweds quickly realized their marriage wasn't working and filed for a divorce. The judge asked them what the problem was. The husband replied: "In the five weeks that we've been together, we haven't been able to agree on a single thing." The judge turned...
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