A guy at a bar got so drunk, he fell off his stool and vomited all over his shirt. Getting up, he says to the bartender: "Oh no, my wife will start a fight when I get back because now she will know I drank...
marriage/relationship
A distraught young blonde woman suspected her boyfriend of cheating on her. In a fit of anger, she drove to a local pawn shop and bought a gun. She showed.
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the.
A man wanted to get married, but he was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and wanted to see what they will do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a...
I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how.
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They.
A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. "Certainly, Sir , that'll be one cent." One Cent?" the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?" "A nickel," the barman...
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part.
A couple, famous among their friends and family for never having a single argument, was celebrating their 25th Anniversary. They threw a party and invited all of their friends to.
Two women go out one Friday night without their husbands. As they head back home, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. The only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go...