A 17-year-old boy who works part-time at Pizza Hut drives up his parent’s driveway in a Porsche. Naturally, his parents know that there’s no way he earned enough with his after-school job to buy such a car. “Where did you get that car?” his mom...
marriage/relationship
A couple was shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve. The mall was packed with shoppers. Walking through the mall the surprised wife suddenly noticed her husband was nowhere around. Very upset.
A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked.
A guy walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the guy started to leave. "Excuse me," said the bartender, who...
The phone rings, and a man answers: "Thank you for calling Bob's Help Line, how can I help you?" The caller replies: "Hi, my name is Steve and I really.
A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel in Washington. The bride is concerned, and asks, “What if the place is still bugged?” The groom says, “I’ll look for a.
One lazy Sunday morning, a man and his wife were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table. Unexpectedly, the man said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately." "Now why would you want me to do...
Two men with babies bump into each other at the mall. The first one says, "I am very sorry about that, I didn’t see you I was looking for my.
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 50th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because.
A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight?...