How did captain hook die he scratched his arse wid the wrong hand
little johnny
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor.
Little Jimmy bit his fingernails all the time. His parents tried everything to get him to stop, but to no avail. Finally, his mother, exasperated, decided to tell him a.
One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red." Of course, Johnny...
First ask his name. You should flirt for about 1 min.Ask him what he likes,then tell him what you like.If you like the same things say (me too) then tell.
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at.
a little girl was in the barbers eating a cake the barber says youll get hair on your muffin the little girl says yes and i will get tits to
What is a blonde? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? A redhead with the fire f***ed out of her!!!
While she was eating her locks hen pudding, little Judith�s mum says to her, �Do you know what cries and wobbles, darling?� �No, mum.� �A jelly baby.�
Yo mamma so poor when I ring the doorbell she pops out the window and goes ding dong