Once, there were two parents taking a shower together, so then their two children (a boy, and a girl) come in the bathroom and the girl asks the mother, "Mom, what's that down there?" and the mom answers, "A sharpener". Then, the boy asks the...
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The following are genuine snippets from essays by high school students: "Then came the Middle Ages. King Alfred conquered the Dames, King Arthur lived in the Age of Shivery, King.
In a classroom of third graders, the teacher says to the kids, "Today, class, we will be telling stories that have a moral to them." She explained what a moral.
Mummy and daddy have taken little Issy to London Zoo. They were watching the lions. �Mummy,� says Issy, �what�s a lion's favorite food?� �Why, baked beings of course,� she replies.
A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong. The boy replied no, that he.
Q: What's red and goes up and down? A: A tomato in an elevator. Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A: We.
* Even though its a cool idea, grape jelly cannot substitute for toothpaste. * When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. * If you bring your favorite book into the bathtub with you, it WILL get wet. *...
A Dinner Prayer A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Dear, would you like to say the.
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you wrap a baby in a towel sized bib...baby will find the tiny gap of space left.
Little Mary was sitting on her granfathe's knee and after looking at him intently for some time, she said, "Grandpa, were you in the ark with Noah?" "Certainly not, my dear," he replied in astonishment. "Then," asked Mary, "why weren't you drowned?"