Teacher: Billy stop making ugly faces at other students Billy: Why?? Teacher: Well, when I was your age, I was told that if I kept making ugly faces, my face would stay that way. Billy: Well, I can see you didn't listen.
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While a little boy was at school, his cat died. Worried about how he would take the news when he got home, his mother consoled him and said: "Don't worry.
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed one evening when we heard sobbing coming from three-year-old Eric's room. Rushing to his side, we.
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: "What do you like best about it?" "The artwork," says Robert. "Very good. And you, Peter?" "Tits!" "Peter, get out! And you, Johnny?" "I'm leaving, teacher, I'm leaving."
A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned.
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in.
One day three boys were riding their bikes in the woods. One of them got lost, so the other two rode their bikes to the police station and reported him missing. The officier asked the two boys what their names were and they replied Shutup...
What kind of bunny drinks coffee? Mugs bunny!
A famed English explorer was invited to Dartmouth to tell of his adventures in the African jungle."Can you imagine," he demanded, "people so primitive that they love to eat the.
A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a daddy long legs," her...