Q: How many pessimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
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Q: How many contrabassoon players does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Five. One to hold the bulb and the other four to figure out the fingerings.
Q: How many social workers does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Four. One to change the bulb, one to counsel the old bulb because it's been thrown away by.
How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a light bulb? 1003. Two to hold the ladder, one to screw the light bulb into a faucet, and 1000 to flood the internet with rumors about the upcoming faucet-bulb feature in the next version of...
Q: How many Supreme Court Justices does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Nine-three to form a plurality, two to concur in part, two to dissent one to.
Q: How many marketing directors does it take to change a lightbulb?A: It isn't too late to make this neon instead, is it?
Q: How many Princeton students does it take to screw in a lightblub?A: Sigh. The Alumni pay people to do things like that for us.Note: Princeton has a reputation for being wealthier than the other seven.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, they'll screw anything!
Q: How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?A: That's a military secret.