what is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a scum sucking bottom dewler and the other is a fish.
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Q: Why did they throw the tall basketball player out of the nudist colony? A: He kept sticking his business in other people's noses!
"Everybody in my family follows the medical profession. They're all lawyers."
Did you hear that the post office had to recall a recent stamp release? The stamps had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. Submitted Curtis Edited by Glaci
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honor ! Submitted by calamjo Edited by curtis
George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particularly experienced balloonists, and Lenny's mind quickly drifted from navigation to thoughts of how.
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me obtain a divorce. My husband is getting a little queer to sleep with." "What do you mean?" asked the attorney."Does he force you to indulge in unusual sex practices?""No, he doesn't,"...
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.
The devil came to a young lawyer and said, "I'll make you a partner in your firm if you give me your soul, your wife's soul, and the souls of.
Two smart, attractive, well-educated young law graduates, Sally and Edith, were competing for a prestigious job. As part of the job interview each was asked why she wanted the job. Edith answered that she wanted to work for a firm with a reputation of being...