One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday.Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle? Wait until Christmas."Christmas...
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Q:What was thelawyers daughters name A:SUE
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At the station, the lawyers each buy a ticket but the engineers buy just one. When asked.
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of incredible escapades. Testifying before her own attorney, she projected an image of sweet innocence, told a tale of wifely fidelity and sacrifice, and was quite believable. When it was time for...
A man walked into a bar, leading an alligator by a leash. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" "Sure do," said the bartender. "Good," replied the man..
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer. Judge: And why is that? Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my case. Judge (to Public Defender):.
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer--you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms.When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair.The man shouted, "What, no wool? In my country all women.
Two lions were lying around in the jungle. One of them his licking his asshole.The other lion asked him, "Why are you licking your asshole?"The second lion replied, "Aww, I.
Why do people love to tell lawyer jokes? There is something about this respected profession that commands our disrespect. One must always be careful about offending lawyers, of course, because you wouldn't want to face one in court. Or would you? Here are some actual...