A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked the flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box.
A man was chosen for jury service, but he very much wanted to avoid it. He tried every excuse he could think of, but none of them worked. On the.
There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of.
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence..
A man called up his lawyer and asked: "How much would you charge to answer three questions?" The lawyer thinks for a moment and said: "Two thousand dollars plus tax.".
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. When the priest tried to pay for the haircut, the barber refused, saying, "You do God's work," The next day.
