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The Verdict

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On June 15, 2022
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick. "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have...

Emergency Procedure

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On May 25, 2022

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes.

Scheming Lawyer

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On May 15, 2022

A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can't take it with you." After much thought and consideration,.

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Free Drinks

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On May 14, 2022
The bartender asks the guy  sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch,  please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five  dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't  owe you anything...

Jury Duty

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On April 3, 2022

A  man was chosen for jury service, but he very much wanted to avoid it. He tried every excuse he could think of, but none of them worked. On the.

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Zombie Attack

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On February 18, 2022
An American lawyer invited a Czechoslovakian friend to stay with him in his mountain cabin. Early in the morning, the lawyer and his Czechoslovakian friend went out to pick berries for their morning breakfast. As they were picking blueberries, along came two large zombies –...

Three Questions

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On August 26, 2021

A man called up his lawyer and asked: "How much would you charge to answer three questions?" The lawyer thinks for a moment and said: "Two thousand dollars plus tax.".

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Generous Barber

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On August 2, 2021
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. When the priest tried to pay for the haircut, the barber refused, saying, "You do God's work," The next day the barber found a dozen Bibles at the door to his shop. A policeman came...
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