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Red Haired Baby

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On March 1, 2024
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the obstetrician Dr. Cohen. "Doctor," Mr. Spiegel said, "I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine." "Nonsense," the doctor said, "even though you and your wife both...

Smart Pills

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On February 28, 2024

One day a boy and his father were walking through the woods when the son spotted some rabbit droppings. The boy asked his Dad, "What are these Pop?" Wanting to.

Late for Church

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On February 27, 2024

One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday dress was running so she wouldn't be late for church. As she ran she kept praying, "Dear God, please don't let.

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Behavior Modificators

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On February 11, 2024
The HMO account manager noticed that nearly every bill from a certain pediatrician’s office included the line item “Behavior modification re-enforcers”. Alarmed that the pediatrician was engaging in some unapproved, experimental psychological treatment or insurance fraud, she called the physician’s office to inquire. “What on...

An Apple a Day

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On January 25, 2024

Jake came rushing in to see his Dad. "Daddy!" he puffed, "Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "That's what they say," said his Dad.

White Party

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On January 12, 2024

A little girl was attending her first wedding where the whole wedding party was dressed in white. She was watching the proceedings with interest for a while before growing restless..

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How Old?

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On January 9, 2024
A math teacher asked her student, "Billy, if both of your parents were born in 1967, how old are they now?" After a few moments, Billy answered, "It depends." "It depends on what?" she asked. "It depends on whether you ask my father or my...

Giving Thanks

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On January 5, 2024

A 4-year-old boy was asked to return thanks before a big dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends,.

Saying Grace

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On December 14, 2023
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away."Logan, wait until we say our prayer," his mother reminded him. "I don't have to," the little boy replied. "Of course you do,"...
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