A mother and her four year old son were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve. Accidentally, the mom dropped one cookie on the floor. "No problem," she said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate. "You...
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A priest told the little kids they could come Trick-or-Treating at the rectory but they should dress up as one of the Saints.So the kids arrive - here's a little.
Thanksgiving day was approaching and the family had received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on their way to church. Grandma showed the card to her.
When his son asked for a lift in his car just to get to the end of their road, his father told him: "You should be ashamed. When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he used to walk ten miles every day to get to school."...
A lady boarded a bus with her baby. The driver looked at the baby, and said: "That's the UGLIEST baby I've ever seen!" The lady slammed her fare into the.
The Boy Who Wanted to Be a Truck Driver One day, a little boy goes into the candy shop and orders five pounds of "m-n-m's",. The lady at the counter.