One year, I needed a second job and worked as a Santa at a huge mall. My disguise was so good, when my wife brought our son to visit Santa, he didn't recognize me at all. He sat on my lap and asked me for...
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A mother and her four year old son were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve. Accidentally, the mom dropped one cookie on the floor. "No problem," she said,.
A priest told the little kids they could come Trick-or-Treating at the rectory but they should dress up as one of the Saints.So the kids arrive - here's a little.
Thanksgiving day was approaching and the family had received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on their way to church. Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing: "The Pilgrim children liked to go to church with their mothers and...
When his son asked for a lift in his car just to get to the end of their road, his father told him: "You should be ashamed. When Abraham Lincoln.
A lady boarded a bus with her baby. The driver looked at the baby, and said: "That's the UGLIEST baby I've ever seen!" The lady slammed her fare into the.
The Boy Who Wanted to Be a Truck Driver One day, a little boy goes into the candy shop and orders five pounds of "m-n-m's",. The lady at the counter asked him "Don't you mean five bags?" He said "No, i want five pounds." She...