Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner as usual when her husband's coworker, Tim, arrives at her door."Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've something to tell you.""Of course you can come in. You're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?""That's what I'm here to...
Irish
At a supermarket, a customer asks “In what aisle will I find Irish sausage?” The assistant replies “In the deli department. Are you Irish?” Clearly offended, the man replies “Yes.