hunting
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it out to the mountains to fly it. He was cruising along a few hundred.
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point.
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters, who wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, returned.
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to 'enforce the laws pending.' He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, 'Looks.
There were 2 hunters from the south hunting together one day. One of the men dropped dead and the other man started to freak out so he called 911. When.
A poor man was poaching lobsters at the beach. A game warden, his first day on the job, saw him and said: "I'm going to have to arrest you. Poaching.