hell
A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line for the judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through.
A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first.
A fellow dies and goes to hell. To his surprise, when he enters his new apartment in hell, he is welcomed by a room full of beautiful blondes. He moves through.
One day, a blond, a brunette, and a redhead were all driving in a car when the car crashed. Minutes later they appeared up at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter.
In life there are two things to worry about: either you are well or you are sick. If you are well then there is nothing to worry about, but if.
One day while walking downtown, a Human Resources woman was hit by a bus and was tragically killed. Her soul arrived up the Pearly Gates where she met St. Peter..