A fellow dies and goes to hell. To his surprise, when he enters his new apartment in hell, he is welcomed by a room full of beautiful blondes. He moves through his new apartment and finds that the other room is filled with kegs of beer....
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One day a biker dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil... Satan: "Why so glum?" Biker :.
One day, a blond, a brunette, and a redhead were all driving in a car when the car crashed. Minutes later they appeared up at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter.
A New York divorce lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asks him, “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The Lawyer thought a moment then said, “A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the...
In life there are two things to worry about: either you are well or you are sick. If you are well then there is nothing to worry about, but if.
A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line for the judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through.
One day while walking downtown, a Human Resources woman was hit by a bus and was tragically killed. Her soul arrived up the Pearly Gates where she met St. Peter. "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we...
Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves.
A spiritualist who had recently been widowed met a colleague and reported excitedly that she had just received a message from her dead husband asking her to send him a pack of.
Three blondes died on Easter Sunday and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them at the Pearly Gates and told them that in order to enter Heaven each one had to answer a question correctly. If they gave the wrong answer, they would end up in...