One day a biker dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil... Satan: "Why so glum?" Biker : "What do you think? I'm in hell!" Satan: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have...
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A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line for the judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through.
A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first.
Heaven and hell are separated by a big chain-link fence. Well, one day hell was having a big party and it got a little out of hand. God heard the ruckus and arrived to find his fence completely smashed by the wild partiers. He called the devil...
A fellow dies and goes to hell. To his surprise, when he enters his new apartment in hell, he is welcomed by a room full of beautiful blondes. He moves through.
One day, a blond, a brunette, and a redhead were all driving in a car when the car crashed. Minutes later they appeared up at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter.
A New York divorce lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asks him, “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The Lawyer thought a moment then said, “A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the...
In life there are two things to worry about: either you are well or you are sick. If you are well then there is nothing to worry about, but if.
One day while walking downtown, a Human Resources woman was hit by a bus and was tragically killed. Her soul arrived up the Pearly Gates where she met St. Peter..
Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the Pearly Gates of Heaven, with St. Peter and the Devil standing nearby....