Three blondes died on Easter Sunday and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them at the Pearly Gates and told them that in order to enter Heaven each one had to answer a question correctly. If they gave the wrong answer, they would end up in...
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A petty thief, a teacher and a traffic warden die in a plane crash and go up to Heaven’s gates together. When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter,.
A bus carrying only ugly people involved in an accident, and everyone on the bus died. When they arrived in Heaven, God decided, because of their grief, to grant them one.
A mechanical engineer died and went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked "THE BOOK" and didn't find his name, so he informed the engineer that he must get on the elevator and go downstairs. Reluctantly the engineer boarded the elevator for the long trip...
Heaven and hell are separated by a big chain-link fence. Well, one day hell was having a big party and it got a little out of hand. God heard the ruckus and.